Animal Crackers – Intro.

Times like this she wished she had a box full of animal crackers and not just the broken pieces. Maybe if she had a kangaroo or a gorilla she could make it out of the 9-foot crater she was stuck in, but unfortunately, she had neither.   

Maybe we should start from the beginning.

Melanie was in kindergarten sitting with five other classmates at their assigned table. Every day, a different student brought in a snack for the class that their parent had packed. It was Mel’s favorite part of the day because it was her chance to try all kinds of different foods. Some kids brought in sandwiches, others pastries, but her absolute favorite snacks were cookies. She was extra giddy today because the assigned student, the bubble kid, told her that his mom packed cookies. They called him the bubble kid because whenever he sneezed, bubbles the size of pool balls shot out of his nose and ears.

The teacher, Ms. Bender, and bubble kid began to pass out the treats, table by table, saving Melanie’s for last. Once Ms. Bender reached her desk, she placed 12 “cookies” in front of her on a napkin. She cleared her throat and said, “Attention class, Jeremy brought in animal crackers for today’s snack time.” Mel picked up the animal cracker with a face of disgust and began to study it.

Unleashing the beast.

She rose to her feet and shouted “Hey, Jeremy! I thought you said you were bringing in cookies!” The students all turned towards her and erupted into laughter. A smiling Ms. Bender quieted down the class and made her way towards Mel. “Melanie, these are cookies. Well, I guess it depends on where you’re from! It can be a cookie, a cracker, or whatever you’d like it to be.” She squeezed Mel’s shoulders and told her to try one. Melanie looked at the different animal shapes. A lion, tiger, kangaroo, sheep, and seal all laid on the napkin in front of her. She made the lion gallop across the napkin and had it roar every other step. Mel had the kangaroo jump many feet as she lifted her hands up into the air. Without playing with the next cookie, she popped it into her mouth. She felt a little strange as she chewed the cracker, but maybe it had some ingredient in it she wasn’t familiar with. She swallowed the snack and sucked her teeth to get the rest of the cracker. She looked for the next cookie, but she was no longer sitting at the table. As a matter of fact, the chair she was sitting on had broken and there appeared to be wool everywhere. The kid sitting next to Melanie screamed.

“Where’d Melanie go?” Jeremy yelled across the room. By this time, all the kids in the classroom realized that a sheep was now inhabiting their space. Several of the students ran towards the sheep in amazement grabbing its soft and curly wool. The sheep looked puzzled, as if it had no clue what was going on. It started to panic and baa, and began to run around. Ms. Bender, who was also perplexed, chased after the sheep. It zigzagged between the tables, tumbled onto the reading mat, and screamed to the top of its lungs. Everyone in the classroom covered their ears and closed their eyes when suddenly there was no more noise – just a scared crying Melanie sitting on the reading mat. Ms. Bender ran over to Melanie and embraced her. Tears dripped onto her jacket as Melanie continued to sob. “It’s okay, I’m right here,” Ms. Bender said. She got Melanie to her feet and carefully walked her back to the seat next to hers. The rest of the class stared in awe, confused at what had happened moments before. “It’s okay, let’s get you a glass of water.” Ms. Bender walked over to the water fountain to grab a cup. While the teacher’s back was turned towards Melanie, she picked up another cookie and ate it.

Collectively, the students all screamed to the top of their lungs causing Ms. Bender to quickly turn around. Now she had to deal with two broken chairs and a lion.

Kiss and Tell – Intro.

It started when he was just a baby. Not a mainstream power, but one that a child could easily figure out. What child hasn’t kissed their parent? A grandparent? A friend? A stranger? One little kiss and Sebastian would know your power inside and out. One little kiss and Seb could make your world, or ruin it, whichever the case may be.

Kiss Print
Kiss Print

When it happened, it wasn’t a vision or anything like that, but it was something he could feel in his bones. Something that resonated with him, hummed throughout his body for as long as his lips were on theirs. A power he’d eventually call “kiss and tell.”

When people find out you have a sensory power, everyone wants to be your friend. Then all of a sudden they don’t want to be your friend anymore because you tell them that their power is essentially useless like turning green with envy or being able to make pie appear out of thin air. His whole life he was kind enough to kiss you and tell you what your power was, but it got old rather quickly. One day he decided that he’d start charging for his service. After all, who doesn’t want to know what their power is?

Seb sat at his chestnut dining table and scribbled in thick blue marker, “One Kiss is All it Takes!” onto a poster. He thought Calvin Harris and Dua Lipa must have had him in mind when they collaborated on that song. Eager to get started, he grabbed the sign and dashed out of his house. He swiftly jogged down the street in the direction of one of the local hospitals. He lived in the city, so he didn’t need a car to get around; he’d make it wherever in the city within twenty minutes. As he trotted down the street shadows flew past him. Mainstreamers. The power of flight was one of the easiest powers for a person to figure out, and it was actually quite common. One simple thought of lifting into the air and boom, you’re fighting to get out of a tree. Most people think that they just have the ability to fly, but it might be levitation, their bones are like birds, or they can run on air. Either way, flight is flight.

He arrived at the Rudding hospital which had one of the biggest birth centers in the town. The automatic doors slid open and the cool sterile air grazed his face. Seb marched right up to the desk, gracefully slammed his poster on the counter and smirked. Annoyed at his stunt, the receptionist drew a “U” in the air pointing back towards the entrance, and Sebastian instantly turned to face where her finger directed. He spun around, the receptionist repeated her gesture, and Seb turned right around. “Okay, I get it! I’m sorry,” he apologized. He glanced at the receptionist’s handwritten name tag and said, “Hey, Ms. Betty. I’m sorry I slammed my poster down, but I’m really excited.”

“About what? Actually, I’m not interested. You can go now,” Ms. Betty said as she shooed him away with her hand. He stumbled as his body was pushed back slightly.

“Now that’s an interesting power,” Seb grumbled. He set off to leave the hospital when he saw a mother and father walking with their newborn daughter. “Hi, I’m Seb, short for Sebastian, and I can tell you what your daughter’s power will be.” Curious, the mother slowed down to see what he was talking about.

“Really? How so?” she asked. The father glanced down at his poster and threw his hands into the air. “You’re kidding! Go find somewhere else to hustle, kid.” He started to walk past and Seb gently placed his hand on his shoulder.

“I’m not lying – that’s my gift in a nutshell. One kiss is all it takes. I can prove it to you free of charge, if you already know what your power is.” Fed up with the conversation, the father sighed. He turned and started towards the door when the mother said, “Yes, I know what I can do. I can…”

The next moment happened in a blur. Sebastian quickly ran over to the mother and kissed her before she could reveal her power. The fumes from the father were practically visible. He ran to Seb and grabbed him by the shirt and lifted him in the air. “Wait! Wait! She’s able to balance anything.” Sebastian huffed. Stunned, the father let go of him and Seb fell to the ground. Flustered, he got up and started dusting his clothes off. He let out a slight chuckle and said, “You’re able to balance anything on top of each other. I’d call that a ‘fine balancing act.’”

Amazed by his gift, the mother pulled the father to the side. She glanced over at Seb, clutched her purse tightly and swiftly walked over to him. “Name your price.”

SUPER Powers are Overrated

In my previous post I mentioned that I wanted to do some super powered stories. Let’s call this so-called-universe SUPER Powers are Overrated, or #SPAO for short. The premise of this universe is that everyone in the world has a power, but you have to know exactly what your power is to use it. The reason for the name is because not everyone’s power is “super.” Super, in this case, is interchangeable with mainstream. Some powers are much easier to figure out because they are mainstream, like flying or telekinesis, but the chance of having a mainstream power is quite rare. Majority of the world hasn’t figured out what their powers are because they are usually random and useless, but people make do with them anyways. Powers are cool, but SUPER powers are overrated.

Speedster Woman

How did this come to be?

In a way, I’m always trying out different kinds of hand techniques and motions, and trying to channel my energy in different ways in case I actually do have some sort of super ability. I can tell you that I have not discovered one yet! I’ve always wanted to write stories about this, and majority of the shows I watch have powered people (every anime I watch, anything by Marvel or DC, a bit of my Netflix shows). Hopefully mine are an interesting read, but aren’t too similar to shows.

I forgot to mention that I’ll probably write about some people who haven’t figured out what their powers are. Some people will probably have multiple stories too.

 I think I’m starting to feel it in my bones.

-Es Kay Johns